Lil’ Kim – Answering Machine Skit 2 Lyrics

[Phone rings]
[Kim’s voicemail]
Hey what’s up? But you so hot you might have a cell in there, so give me a call back,aight? It’s Sha man, whassup? Listen,call me when you get this i need to talk to you it’s real real real real important. Sha-Dash
Yo Kim, pick up, what up? It’s Kev Lars. It’s Hill. I’m looking foward to spending some of these millions! I got Halle Berry dying to be in your next video. Yo i just got back on the real, y’know i’m saying. Ayo you never answer your motherfucking phone, it’s you boy Ado, you know. And then you got Bill Gates calling on the computer stuff. Yo Kim what’s good? Yo Kim this Julie Greenwald calling. I bootleg everything! Yo Kim it’s your brother man, just calling (Ay what up Kim?) saying God damn, we gotta do this bullet. Everybody is calling me, this album is fucking off the hook. I got Donald Trump called earlier this morning wants to know what’s up, when you gon’ go in with him half partners on this hotel. ‘aight? Holla at your boy. It’s Sugar Shav here, imma call you every motherfucking day and play a new motherfucking beat on your phone, you heard? I done told you that before motherfucker. My name’s Nigel motherfucker,your bootlegger. You got a banger i heard the ablum is exceptional, y’know i’m saying? You know, call me back when you get a chance baby girl, i’m just missing you, wanna give you an update, you know me, i know you listening to the voicemail. Talk to you in a minute,peace! Oh shit, i forgot, call me back, i guess you’ll call me back when you get that quarter. But this shit is on fire, call me! But uumm, we gon’ knock it down, you a Jones God damn it, you got Jones in your blood, you gon’ do that man, you gon’ knock that bullet right in the ass
Kim what up? What up Kimmy? peace! What the fuck is wrong with you motherfuckers? Yo Kim what up? Leave me a massage and i’ll get back to you! Rundell calling me every five minutes, like he needs answers, i just need you to call me when you get this it’s real important, aight? Word! You keep talking she’s walking Any lil’ extra com you need i got that black car for you it’s nothing and matter of fact imma hold them royalty checks, put them in a little stock and bond so when you out of there you’re all good. You gotta call me man, pick up the phone call me, we gotta lock some shit down while you’re away. Just waiting for you to get back up in here so we can make another classic,you know what i mean? I see you ain’t answering the phone but uumm..hold your head while you in there i know is nothing you a soldier, holla at your boy.